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A dyslexic bloke wanks into a bra...

My sister held one of those 'gender reveal' parties when she was pregnant. She popped the balloons, and the glitter was pink. In hindsight she should've gone with blue, as her daughter was stillborn.

Addict who blew £1.5 million gambling on Betfair sues company to get his money back. I hope he wins his case. He'll be able to make some awesome bets on Paddy Power for a few weeks.

That time my Dad took me fishing as a boy: 'Got him! Quick, son, get the priest!' 'Fucking hell Dad, I'm not sure fish even have souls.'

No survivors in Tennessee explosives factory blast, officials say. Well the product's good, but they really should've put more thought into the testing process.

Taiwan: Student Freezes Own Legs Off With Dry Ice in $1.3M Insurance Scam, Charged With Fraud. Bloody students, always getting legless.

Palestinians displaced to southern Gaza begin journey home as ceasefire comes into effect. Coming up in a few days: Palestinian war orphan chucks a pebble at a departing tank, Israel declares the ceasefire broken and napalm-bombs the entire region.

Limp Bassist.

Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’. That's a shame, after he worked so hard for them.

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, No, hold on. That was Diana.