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I'm chatting up this lass in my local right now. Think some of my lines are working. She says she reckons I'm smooth-brained.

Hillsborough families say ‘we’ll never get justice’ as police escape punishment despite report’s findings. That's terrible news. They must be crushed.

Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders. SPLITTERS!

Collective nouns - a few examples. Dogs: A pack of dogs. Crows: A murder of crows. Sheep: A flock of sheep. Reform supporters: A shower of cunts.

Swiss lawmakers have urged prosecutors to assess whether gold gifts received by Donald Trump broke the country’s anti-bribery laws. Just as well they're only plastic fixtures from Home Depot sprayed with gold paint, then.

Donald Trump pardons Thanksgiving turkeys Gobble and Waddle. Well, he does kinda Waddle. And he apparently gave Bill Clinton a Gobble.

A pink men’s jumper by the all-American preppy label J Crew has sent thousands of Maga Americans into meltdown. To be fair, the model wearing it does look like he's been in the closet. At his Nan's.

Four top Labour figures could beat Starmer in a Labour Party leadership race, poll finds. Boris fucking Johnson could beat Starmer in that one.

With Labour and the Tories in disarray, the next General Election could see Nigel Farage as Prime Minister. A one-nutted far right populist, what could possibly go wrong?