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Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’. That's a shame, after he worked so hard for them.

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, No, hold on. That was Diana.

Donald Trump fumes over 'unflattering' photo on cover of Time magazine. I'm not surprised he's pissed off. They made his hair look ridiculous.

Manchester Pride ‘determining best way forward’ after claims performers have not been paid. That's terrible. These people have rent boys to pay, you know.

That time my Dad took me fishing as a boy: 'Got him! Quick, son, get the priest!' 'Fucking hell Dad, I'm not sure fish even have souls.'

RFK Jr has been roundly mocked after claiming there may be a causative link between circumcision and autism. Laugh if you like, but my cousin was minding his own business one day, when a big Tylenol capsule jumped out from the trees and lopped his foreskin clean off with a Covid vaccine syringe! When he reported it to the doctors at the emergency room, they told him he might be autistic. Or schizophrenic, some shit like that.

'Let each thing you would do, say, or intend, be like that of a dying person.' -Marcus Aurelius Me: *clutches chest* Gaa-aaack....

This week on Battle of the Bands: Lostprophets vs The Killers...

Breaking News: Donald Trump announces United States to invade the nation of Stockholm.