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What steals and clones more accounts than Nigeria? SOSIJjockey Why did SOSIJjockey cross the road? To steal the chickens account. What's the difference between SOSIJjockey and a Paki? Everyone would sooner have a Paki living next door to them. What's the eaisest way to kill SOSIJjockey? Give his mum AIDS. Why didn't SOSIJjockey get a job with the DWP? Because he was even to much of a cunt for them as well. Why can't SOSIJjockey be cremated? Because shit doesn't burn. Aliens landed in SOSIJjockeys back yard but fucked off again as they considered the species to retarded to be significant. SOSIJjockey let it be known he loves lemmings. What did all the other lemmings do? If you are sick of this pathetic trolling cheating cunt show it by giving this post a point. I will delete it in 24 hours.

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I recently got asked why I seldom post on here anymore, well with the bottom feeder who keeps voting everything down it's a waste of my time. So mr down voter who thinks I'm Wasp, maybe try having sex with someone other than your mother, to be fair she a bit shit and only her arse is worth going up as most of sicki will testify. Your sister's a proper dirty slut though, you need to try and fuck her instead of your mum. Don't forget to log on to your dozen or so accounts to vote this down. KJT over and out, so long boys and girls.

INFORMATION: A few tests on the new site show this is going to be great. The anti-spam and trolling features work a treat. All your accounts from here will be migrated and I think put under one username. This looks like it's going to be the site we wanted. I don't know about duplicate jokes yet, but it looks like those who just post rants and abuse have had their day. You can also remove comments posted from this site by the trolls. So all the shit that has been posted on your jokes can be removed if you wish.

Tommy Robinson has been released from jail on appeal. He's probably going to jump in an UBER, go to his nearest corner shop, couple of six packs and then on for a curry afterwards to celebrate.

Today is the first anniversary of the huge savings to the UKs benefit bill.

Things we used to do when we were younger that are now considered dangerous. Play on a rope swing. Swim without armbands. Play out after dark. Smoke 20 fags at school. Be an altar boy. Meet a BBC DJ. Call a coon a nigger. Cough in a supermarket. Fuck a queer. I'm sure you cunts get the gist and can find loads more

This site is fucked because of the parasitic fucking trolls. Probably about 3 or 4 with 50 accounts. Just what the fuck is your aim? To close it down and destroy it like they did with the last version? Are your lives so devoid of content that hating people having a bit of fun is your only goal in life? why don't you turn your attentions to posting jokes instead of fucking it up for genuine people. I pity you, your worthless lives, your lonely existence. Trolling through users and reducing scores, cloning accounts, posting shit in comments, unfounded cheating accusations, all for what? Safe(ish) in the knowledge you can't be traced, this could be a great site if this shit stopped. Just think about that for a moment.

Post your jokes, good, bad, or indifferent. Fuck the troll(s), fuck those who comment and deride writers all the time while seldom posting themselves. Keep the site alive, I won't let the cunts beat me, I don't give a fuck who thinks what I post is shit. Put up, or shut the fuck up.

Hey trolls, guess what? we can lock our posts from comments or delete comments on the new site. In a couple of words, YOU'RE FUCKED. Your days are numbered and maybe we just might get a proper jokesite back. Troll away while you still can cocksuckers.