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What a complete fuck up. 10 years of writing jokes, gone., some 6,000 jokes. I'm out.

Today (25th May) is George Floyd memorial day. So I went out and robbed a drug store in his memory.

Can't understand Tommy Robinson being asked to leave a restaurant in London. Surely they would have had at least one Paki in the kitchen who could wank and snot in his food.

Reduce your chances of being mown down in Liverpool by a madman by having a job and staying off the streets.

Definition of irony: The most famous draft dodger on the planet having a military parade for his birthday. ♪Load up, load up, load up, your rubber bullets♪

Praise has been given to the management of the massive power outage in Spain and Portugal with well made plans put into operation to ensure the swift connection to power supply for the millions affected. Can you imagine this happening in the UK? The governments first response would be, "How can we tax them for this?"

Donald Trump has ordered a nuclear strike on Oslo after they refused to award him the Nobel Peace Prize.

I use three in one oil instead of KY gel when having sex with the wife. It stops the whining noise from her mouth, it stops her minge creaking, and it clears the shit from the rusty starfish.

"The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom. " Charlie Kirk. "Fucking right on bro. " American members of LGBTQIA.

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. I was the third man I married Margaret from Rochdale. I ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day I didn't see anything, the second day I didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, and I could see out of my left eye and my arm was healed enough so that I could fix myself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. I still have some difficulty when go for a piss though. Credit to original author.