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When she was younger my missus had a strawberry tattooed on her right tit. Now twenty five years later it looks like a chilli pepper.
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You can say what you like about 'The University Of Life', but it doesn't half teach you how to fill benefit forms in.
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My wife always said that I make her feel like a real woman. She fucked off with a lesbian.
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"What's this shit? I didn't want crazy paving, " I said to the gardener. "Fuck, " he replied, "my fucking glasses are cracked again.
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Seems like Bono has got something in common with the Queen. She's a shit singer as well.
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Pakis have bought my neighbours place and they sink like fuck, and I live on a farm.
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Can't fault the royal family. Hiding our money from the taxman.
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Oh dear Pritti Patel you deserved to be sacked for going against your parties strictest rule. You got caught.
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What's the difference between a good Muslim and a bad Muslim? Breath.
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My how Dylan has changed. All those lovely songs he used to write about protest and love were great. I really can't understand why the conservatives made him their spokesman.
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