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What a complete fuck up. 10 years of writing jokes, gone., some 6,000 jokes. I'm out.

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Donald Trump has ordered a nuclear strike on Oslo after they refused to award him the Nobel Peace Prize.

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I use three in one oil instead of KY gel when having sex with the wife. It stops the whining noise from her mouth, it stops her minge creaking, and it clears the shit from the rusty starfish.

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True.

True.

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Little miss scouse gets home from school, "Mummy mummy, I've been chosen to play Mary in the school nativity play. " "Wow darling that's brilliant. " "Yes mummy, I'll be just like you, pregnant without a fucking clue who the father is. "

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Me: "The cashier in Lidl was a right cunt tonight. " Wife: "You been using the self checkouts then? "

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Fuck me, thought I'd logged on to Asda where all they sell is Jewels.

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My egg timer was fucked so I used the Isreal/Hamas peace truce as a timer to boil it.

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Prince Andrew to give up his royal titles. So he can spend more time hanging around school playgrounds.

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Public executions in Gaza. Oh I do love a good peace deal.

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