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kimjongtrump

7 years ago-Other-Keyboard Warriors

What steals and clones more accounts than Nigeria? SOSIJjockey Why did SOSIJjockey cross the road? To steal the chickens account. What's the difference between SOSIJjockey and a Paki? Everyone would sooner have a Paki living next door to them. What's the eaisest way to kill SOSIJjockey? Give his mum AIDS. Why didn't SOSIJjockey get a job with the DWP? Because he was even to much of a cunt for them as well. Why can't SOSIJjockey be cremated? Because shit doesn't burn. Aliens landed in SOSIJjockeys back yard but fucked off again as they considered the species to retarded to be significant. SOSIJjockey let it be known he loves lemmings. What did all the other lemmings do? If you are sick of this pathetic trolling cheating cunt show it by giving this post a point. I will delete it in 24 hours.

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

U really have fucked up this time Someone will open a site simliar to yours before upgrade We will be the ones laughing then when we join and desert u

skibum1963

2 hours ago

Poor old Prince Andrew To fuck an underage prostitute cost him his titles, his knighthood and his reputation. It only costs me £30.00 up Rochester way.

secretsiteagent

4 hours ago

Sadly, this updated version of Sickipedia has more bugs & glitches than the old one.

jackbuntis

5 hours ago

Football match between Hapoel and Maccabi Tel Aviv called off due to hooliganism. Both sets of fans first blamed each other for starting it, then blamed antisemitism, before settling on blaming khamas for the incident.

howlowcanyougo

8 hours ago

It was my birthday so before our obligatory fuck, my wife dressed up in a "sexy maid's uniform" with a pinny. I was able to orgasm into the fat walrus-looking bitch thinking, "This rather does suit a Pinniped."

wasp

8 hours ago

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nausicaa …aye, & the small team of four core staff they mention who are behind the various alts, (we all know who) fkn hate us & some.

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nausicaa Is the knife okay?

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nausicaa Poor format if this is it.

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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.

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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.

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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.

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Rank : 4 | Score : 37.80

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Rank : 5 | Score : 27.50

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