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Just heard the best insult ever. "Any more shit out of you and I'll shove you back up your mothers cunt and have you aborted."
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It's often wondered what women really look for in a man. I think it's security. Well that's what they always shout when I approach them.
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I use three in one oil instead of KY gel when having sex with the wife. It stops the whining noise from her mouth, it stops her minge creaking, and it clears the shit from the rusty starfish.
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Trump wants to print a $250 note with his image on it. It is against American law to have the image of a living president on any currency. But I'm sure he'll make the best dead president in the whole history of dead presidents, in fact all the world agrees he would make a fantastic dead president.
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Kier Starmer has been publicly tested for aids. It appears he did have it once but the virus couldn't survive in such a cold hostile evil environment.
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Today (25th May) is George Floyd memorial day. So I went out and robbed a drug store in his memory.
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To my wife. I love doggies I love bacon I love beer I love brandy I love guitars. I love football I love motorbikes I love computers I love chocolate I love walking I love chips You say I never wrote you a love letter. There you go!
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My wife said, "The women's Euros is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me. " Sent from my iphone in Asda.
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Why did the troll cross the road? Same reason as a scouser, to avoid the job centre. I'll keep posting as long as it winds the trolls up.
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Can't understand Tommy Robinson being asked to leave a restaurant in London. Surely they would have had at least one Paki in the kitchen who could wank and snot in his food.
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