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Kier Starmer has been publicly tested for aids. It appears he did have it once but the virus couldn't survive in such a cold hostile evil environment.

Just heard the best insult ever. "Any more shit out of you and I'll shove you back up your mothers cunt and have you aborted."

To my wife. I love doggies I love bacon I love beer I love brandy I love guitars. I love football I love motorbikes I love computers I love chocolate I love walking I love chips You say I never wrote you a love letter. There you go!

The Muslim book of baby boys names must be thinner than the book of Labour values.

What a complete fuck up. 10 years of writing jokes, gone., some 6,000 jokes. I'm out.

Trump wants to print a $250 note with his image on it. It is against American law to have the image of a living president on any currency. But I'm sure he'll make the best dead president in the whole history of dead presidents, in fact all the world agrees he would make a fantastic dead president.

Today (25th May) is George Floyd memorial day. So I went out and robbed a drug store in his memory.

I got home from work knackered and the wife was stark naked on the settee with her legs wide open. "Welcome home sweetheart, "she said, "now then, my pussy won't lick itself. " "I know, and I'm going to do something about it." I replied. "ROVER, ROVER! Come here boy, there's a good dog."

Why did the troll cross the road? Same reason as a scouser, to avoid the job centre. I'll keep posting as long as it winds the trolls up.

'Five Get Fucked In Prison'. Didn't even think of that one did you Enid Blyton? Happy New Year you bunch of cunts.