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I guess we are going to get the Epstein files in 28 days, but it's a missed opportunity. It would be more fun if they did it like an Advent calendar, and every day we would get a new pedophile, and on the last day we would get Trump.

Members of the MAGA Animal Rights Society broke into a turkey farm and escaped with 5000 turkeys. A spokesman for the society said, "We will be releasing the birds back into the wild just as soon as they finish defrosting."

I thought that when Zohran Mamdani visited Trump in the Oval Office, a UFC fight would break out. Instead, we got Brokeback Mountain.

My obese parrot died yesterday. Sad, I know, but it’s a huge weight off my shoulder.

I've decided to cut back on political posts for a while..Instead, I will share some word scrambles. kucF umrTp

Got all my Christmas shopping done today. Hope everyone likes Halloween costumes.

Whoever lost an iPhone 17 Pro Max outside the train station about 30 minutes ago, please stop calling my new phone.

I was on the 'weight watchers' web site. I disabled the 'cookies' because they were making me hungry.

Telling a woman to calm down works as well as trying to baptize a cat.

A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a boiling glass of water. Bartender says, "I thought you vampires only drank blood." Vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm having tea!"