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jimmysammy

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jimmysammy

5 months ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : 18

Given that tickling yourself doesn't work the same as someone else tickling you, we really got lucky with masturbation.

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4 months ago-In The News-Wordplay-Post Rating : 13

During his visit to Windsor Castle, Trump insisted on using his own sheets for his bed. We have known for years that Trump likes to SHEET his own bed.

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5 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 13

I hope that ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ will be the name of Trump’s cellmate in prison.

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4 months ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 11

Trump speaking to his doctor: "My eyes hurt every time I try to touch Melania" Trump's doctor: "It's probably the pepper spray."

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4 months ago-Politics-US Presidency Elections-Post Rating : 10

Aliens: Take us to your leader. Me: I would wait a few years.

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5 months ago-In The News-Politics-Post Rating : 10

A pedophile, a rapist and a convicted felon walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you Mr. Trump?"

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2 months ago-Other-Women-Post Rating : 9

Telling a woman to calm down works as well as trying to baptize a cat.

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4 months ago-In The News-Other-Post Rating : 9

USA : It's a mental health issue. World : We have those too, but don't have mass shootings. USA : It's video games. World : We have those too, but don't have mass shootings. USA (Trump supporters) : It's because they took Jesus out of the classroom. World : WTF, you're so fucking stupid.

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3 months ago-In The News-Wordplay-Post Rating : 7

Dear Americans, You elected a rapist, so expect to get FUCKED !!

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3 months ago-In The News-Wordplay-Post Rating : 6

Melania: "I got into the USA on an Epstein visa." Trump: "It was an Einstein visa." Melania: "Who's Einstein?"

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