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Stop shouting Free Palestine!. That's why the Jews want it.

After refusing to bow to calls for them to ban Israel from competition, FIFA welcomes Epstein Island into the international fold.

Out drinking, my mate told me about "Vabbing". Where young women touch themselves, then dab the aroma on their neck, so the Pheromones arouse guys around them. After a couple more drinks, I thought I'd try it, see if it works for us men. Not really. I looked like I was wearing a Dairylea ruff.

A member of oil rich Venezuela's opposition party, has won the Nobel Peace prize. The Nobel committee's version of a 'Kick me' prank.

Ex BBC DJ Tim Westwood has been charged with 4 counts of rape. Sounds like he took Cultural Appropriation too far. Boasy like a BBC man.

Watching Live At The Apollo and a guy's routine is about him being from Congo. White stand up in 5 years: You won't believe my background, I'm originally from round here!.

Formed a rock group called The Badgers. We haven't done any gigs so far. We haven't enough material for a sett.

Gary Neville proving he's very much a Gary.

The Japanese have sent their usual contingent of entries for the Prix De L'Arc De Triomphe, to try and answer that intriguing question: Why try to win a race you can't fucking pronounce?.

Police have admitted shooting 2 Jews who were holding the Synagogue doors shut in the Manchester incident, killing 1 of them. They said their officers didn't have the 10p admission fee on them at the time.