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Am I the only one who can't read the name Axel Rudakubana, without hearing Barry Manilow singing it?.

Stewart Lee claims he wouldn't perform in 'Trump's America' for fear of getting locked up. Probably because he'd have overstayed his visa before saying anything funny.

A British woman has announced that she is going for a World Record by having sex with a thousand men in one day. Followed by the loudest fanny fart in history.

Stop shouting Free Palestine!. That's why the Jews want it.

David Lammy is now in charge of MI5. There's a Bond remake begging to be made: On her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

Rachel Reeves said that she intends to bring the state pension age back down to 65. So long as all of your grandparents are alive and still in work.

The UK Supreme Court has formally reset the status of Transwoman back to Cross-Dressing pervert. Lia Thomas!. Eddie Izzard!. Grayson Perry!. your boys took a hell of a beating!.

Gary Neville says Ooooh! so often when he's co commentating, it's like listening to Frankie Howerd at half speed.

Has anyone seen my pet potato?. It got out when I left the kitchen door open. Small, round, slightly red. It hasn't been chipped.

According to the Urban Dictionary, jerking off whilst defecating and having another man push the stool back in, is called 'Crowning'. Which probably explains why Justin Welby applied for the job.