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Chicago police kill unarmed Adam Toledo. Not their greatest Triumph.

Gary Lineker says his eyesight is so bad, he can't see the other Match of the day pundits without his glasses. Confirming that being one does make you go blind.

I'm dreading the Queen dying. 1000 TV Channels 24/7 for a month: Her remarkable life of doing fuck all, began 95 years ago...

I was walking along the Riverbank, shaking my fist at a Kingfisher to scare it, when some dipstick birdwatchers asked me what I thought I was doing?. Idiots didn't even know that Kingfishers are a threatened species.

Lionel Messi sobbing with emotion, shows just how much he loves Barcelona. Not enough to take a pay cut, obviously.

Sunday Mirror: Shemima Begum weeps as she talks about the deaths of her babies. Next week. Rose West talks movingly as she recalls losing her lodgers. (Twitter)

It saddens me, that future generations will never know the thrill of finding a wank mag in some bushes.

If Lockdowns worked, how come Peter Sutcliffe got covid?.

John Leslie found not guilty on indecent assault charge again. He's been cleared over more chests than a defibrillator.

Govt advisor Louise Casey: Are the people of Liverpool expected to prostitute themselves to put food on the table?!. No. That's why they're being locked down.