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A member of oil rich Venezuela's opposition party, has won the Nobel Peace prize. The Nobel committee's version of a 'Kick me' prank.

Ex BBC DJ Tim Westwood has been charged with 4 counts of rape. Sounds like he took Cultural Appropriation too far. Boasy like a BBC man.

Watching Live At The Apollo and a guy's routine is about him being from Congo. White stand up in 5 years: You won't believe my background, I'm originally from round here!.

Formed a rock group called The Badgers. We haven't done any gigs so far. We haven't enough material for a sett.

Stop shouting Free Palestine!. That's why the Jews want it.

Gary Neville proving he's very much a Gary.

The Japanese have sent their usual contingent of entries for the Prix De L'Arc De Triomphe, to try and answer that intriguing question: Why try to win a race you can't fucking pronounce?.

After refusing to bow to calls for them to ban Israel from competition, FIFA welcomes Epstein Island into the international fold.

Police have admitted shooting 2 Jews who were holding the Synagogue doors shut in the Manchester incident, killing 1 of them. They said their officers didn't have the 10p admission fee on them at the time.

When you meet a famous person, it's acceptable to say you had a crush on them when you were younger. I used to wank over you, can scare them. I've found.