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Donkey sanctuary Ad: The worst thing you can do to a Donkey is break its heart. They obviously don't have a stepladder and some imagination.

Stop shouting Free Palestine!. That's why the Jews want it.

David Lammy is now in charge of MI5. There's a Bond remake begging to be made: On her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

Why do so many England fans at the Andorra game have their faces painted like mini roundabouts?.

Went for a meal at a Polish restaurant. Never tried Kiwi before.

Tempted to pay for one of those 'trick a woman into bed' courses. But is there a 'trick a woman into thinking she enjoyed it' follow up?.

After refusing to bow to calls for them to ban Israel from competition, FIFA welcomes Epstein Island into the international fold.

Out drinking, my mate told me about "Vabbing". Where young women touch themselves, then dab the aroma on their neck, so the Pheromones arouse guys around them. After a couple more drinks, I thought I'd try it, see if it works for us men. Not really. I looked like I was wearing a Dairylea ruff.

Starmer; Unless you have the Britcard, you won't be allowed to work in the UK. He doesn't get irony, does he?.

If you ever find yourself doing a Q&A at an American University, do NOT say: Let's have a quickfire round.