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stallion

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I wander around the Scottish Highlands with my dog and drink whisky.

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My girlfriend found out that I was an organ trafficker. "How can you do that," she yelled. "You don't have a heart!" "I've got four actually," I replied.

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2 months ago-Other-Wordplay

Mount Rushmore used to be an area of unpresidented beauty.

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4 months ago-Racism-All Races

Do you know what separates us from the animals? The English Channel.

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My girlfriend has the same name as my mum, which is quite handy when we're fucking. I don't have to worry about accidently calling out my girlfriend's name.

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3 months ago-Other-Animals

As I was paying at the till, she asked, "Would you like a bag for that?" "No," I replied, as I put the goldfish in my pocket.

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I turned off the light and snuggled under the duvet but I still didn't get any sleep. Fucking ships crashing into the rocks.

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I've opened a restaurant for the sole use of Native Americans. You can't get a table unless you have a reservation.

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My favourite pickup line is, "I have a knife and a penis." Their reaction decides which I'll stick in them.

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one month ago-Crime-Murder

They say that one out of every four people has the potential to be a serial killer. So I killed three of my close friends. I should be safe now.

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2 months ago-Other-Children

I saw a lonely little boy sitting on a swing, so I went over and gave him a push. He still wouldn't get off, so I punched him.

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