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My work recently upgraded their systems and my manager wants me to be tech support for it. Which I found incredibly odd considering I don't even have an Indian accent.
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A lot of people were complaining that there was a woman breastfeeding in public, so I had no choice but to stand up for her. I couldn't get a good view sitting down.
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Rather than insult others, I make jokes aimed at myself. I have over 200 jokes about shitting my pants. I'm the master of self-defecating humour.
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I don't understand how guys react to girls who reject them like "Fuck you bitch, I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet." I like to make girls feel more positive if they reject me. I'll say something like "It's all good. I'm likely destined to be a serial killer and/or rapist anyways. Hope you find your match!" You know, make them feel good about themselves for dodging a bullet!
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The doctor who took care of my mother during her final days in the hospital was pretty hot and I'd like to ask her out. At least she knows I don't live with my mum.
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Stayed at a hotel that offered a morning meal. Was delicious but I pissed and shit my pants hours later without realizing. Last time I ever sign up for an incontinental breakfast.
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I got an email saying that there were charges of £550 from my bank account and to give my information to put that money back on my card. My friend said it was a scam. I checked my bank account and had neither outstanding nor pending charges. That means I'll be making a profit of £550! So who's getting scammed now?
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My most nostalgic job was working at a strip club. So many wonderful mammaries.
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Just learned from a colleague that Seasame Street characters like Elmo have their own official Instagram/social media pages. Now how the fuck can I find Miss Piggy's OnlyFans?
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Elon Musk paid over 40 Billion dollars to buy twitter. What an idiot, I got mine for free on the App Store!
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