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Just remember, if you ever feel depressed and want to die, you're not alone. There's probably others that also want you to die.

Today I was hard at work. Couldn't stand up for at least 45 minutes!

For the past 10 years, my shoe size would fluctuate between 2-3 different sizes. But now, my shoe size is finally consistent. Amazing what regularly clipping your toenails can do.

Rappers spend thousands of dollars on grillz to make their teeth gold. Jokes on them, I got golden teeth for free by not brushing!

My work recently upgraded their systems and my manager wants me to be tech support for it. Which I found incredibly odd considering I don't even have an Indian accent.

The best thing about being HIV Positive is that I can honestly tell up and coming influencers that they'll go viral if they fuck me.

"No hard feelings." The best way to forgive a friend. The worst way to reject a gay guy that's into you.

Going to have a White Christmas this year. Not going to leave my house, turn on the news, or answer the door so I'll only be seeing White people on Christmas Day.

I tried gaslighting once but nothing came out of it. Even after a couple cans of beans, still nothing.

A lot of people were complaining that there was a woman breastfeeding in public, so I had no choice but to stand up for her. I couldn't get a good view sitting down.