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It's amazing how most of the things I hated as a kid I love as an adult now. I like eating vegetables, I actually love getting clothes for Christmas, I like going to bed at an early hour, and now I beg my uncle to touch me.

"Wow, you sure know a lot about spiders!" "That's because I heavily research what I hate. Now, are you ready for your history lesson on Africa?"

Tried giving my mate's laptop a virus last week. He caught me, screaming "What the fuck do you think you're doing?! Get the fuck out of here!" I only learned after the fact that computers are unable to contract herpes.

My family says I look incredibly stupid wearing my hat backwards and it pisses me off. One day the sun was in my eyes, and so, to prove I'm not as stupid as I look, I bought a visor and attached it to my hat.

Rappers spend thousands of dollars on grillz to make their teeth gold. Jokes on them, I got golden teeth for free by not brushing!

I'll never have sex as that would involve losing my virginity. And I never lose.

Was walking my fav trail today when a Jewish Lesbian Cyclist zoomed by me. It's not often I see a Dyke Kike on a Bike when I hike.

2023 was the worst year for me. Not only did my mom die in November but Santa didn't even come for Christmas.

I tried gaslighting once but nothing came out of it. Even after a couple cans of beans, still nothing.

People are so sensitive, you can't even make "that's what she said" jokes anymore. Got many people offended for some reason for saying "that's what she said" simply to reply to someone saying "no"