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Pigs heart transplant patients funeral songs: 1. Pork life- Blur 2.Who let the hogs out- bahacunts 3.Red Red swine - UB40 4. Love me tenderloin-Elvis. ...

Does anyone else think Andrew Lloyd Webber looks like Harry Redknapp after a bomb blast or fire?

Not a joke but it's such a shame that all the good guys on here are getting caught up in revenge down votes, reporting users and personal attacks. I can sense the paranoia and unstable characters on here. It's kinda like being in the best atmosphere in a pub ever but there's a couple of known psychopaths in the corner eyeing everyone up and sort of spoiling the crack. Sickipedia should age verify users I'm sure it's 12 year olds ruining what could be a very good site. (like it used to be). GROW THE FUCK UP!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

What does Sheryl Gasgoine and Israel have in common? I can't think of the end to this joke so help us out, sickipedians.

There was a down-voter called Mark Who would sit all alone in the dark Taking time not to miss any post That he noticed and hated the most He would sit every day with a joint Never showered he thought "What's the point?" Though his feet, balls and ass honked like hell He was getting quite used to the smell So what do we do with this twat? Do we hunt him like mouse and a cat? Can we tolerate cunty much more Or put up with the death of our score? I'll tell you what I'm going to do I'll wait and I'll wait till I'm blue Cos nobody stops me from posting On ye go give this poem a roasting.

Things we'll never see again. 1. Queen Elizabeth 2. Mudflaps on cars 3.White dog shits 4. A funny Wasp joke

Starstruck with Olly Murs. I haven't seen a shittier pilot since Lufthansas Andreas Lubitz.

I've just watched 'Marley and me' the movie about the beautiful yellow labrador that had to be put down. I stood next to my labrador last year and it was just like that scene as my vet put him down. Nowhere near as sad though, my labrador was black.

A slice of princess Diana's wedding cake is expected to fetch between £300 and £500 at auction today. Compared to Costas cakes this seems like a bargain I might stick a bid in.