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As the last two 747's successfully took off without a final destination explosion or nosedive into the nearest primary school there is no need to try and post jokes about this event. However, I've heard the pilots wife threw him out yesterday and his dog died of rabies so...

Donald Trump's doctor has confirmed he is now 'no longer a threat to other people' I'm confused, did this come from his covid doctor or his psychiatrist?

So the pope takes it up the farter?... Well I never!

A woman has been refused 'period' products in a Tesco store in Wales. I'm on Tesco's side she should not be buying antique lamps, art-deco toasters and a DVD about Queen Victoria's life!

There won't be any Christmas lights in my town this year as us council boys put cable ties on lamp posts to thread the lights through later and some silly cunt keeps taking them off.

On behalf of my eight billion fellow human beings, could White house staff please disarm all launch buttons and switches and change the codes in trump's notebook. Thank you

There’s been an explosion in a french cheese factory. Eight dead and de Brie everywhere.

When I was a kid I built a bicycle out of spaghetti. My mother said I was an arsehole until I rode pasta.

One of the google FAQ’s on Harvey Price is ‘Does he see his dad?’ Hmmmm... maybe my fellow sickipedos could finish the joke in the comments?

I hope people think this year before putting photos on Facebook of their Christmas feasts as some dwarfs are struggling to put food on the table.