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There was a down-voter called Mark Who would sit all alone in the dark Taking time not to miss any post That he noticed and hated the most He would sit every day with a joint Never showered he thought "What's the point?" Though his feet, balls and ass honked like hell He was getting quite used to the smell So what do we do with this twat? Do we hunt him like mouse and a cat? Can we tolerate cunty much more Or put up with the death of our score? I'll tell you what I'm going to do I'll wait and I'll wait till I'm blue Cos nobody stops me from posting On ye go give this poem a roasting.
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sheldon007 ….aye, really?! …..it’s you ya arse dribblin’ spastic that needs jailing for that fuckin’ misery inducing, pathetic effort…. ….try posting something funny & or edgy ya sad tosser instead of making an embarrassing cunt of yourself……. ….bellend.
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dogsbody14 No she fucking didn't, you lying turd! Some paddy who hits little balls in holes won!
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dogsbody14 The lying freak speaks! Oi! Cuntstain....Where you been hiding boy? To ashamed to show yourself, or down the police station answering inquiries?
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