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Formula One race director, Charlie Whiting has suddenly died age 66. Hmm......sounds a bit fishy.
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There are only three certainties in life; death, taxes and being told when Happychopper has added a new joke.
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NASA have landed a Rover on Mars after a 300million mile voyage. Fucking Hell, the one I drove in the 90s barely used to make it to Sainsbury's.
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BBC Sport: Frampton retires after losing world title fight. Why didn't someone show him the way?
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Daily Mail: Pregnant Pakistani woman has two-inch nail hammered into her head. Fucking Hell. There must be an easier way to make a red dot...
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Just bought a Grenfell Tower Advent Calendar. Loads of windows but all the fucking chocolates have melted.
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Due to the release of Colin Pitchfork, a vigil will be held tonight in honour of his victims. I shall light four candles.
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The Guardian: Remains of nine Neanderthals found in a cave south of Rome. Still wearing their Lazio scarfs.
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The little raghead and nigglet students of Pimlico Academy walked out yesterday over the school's 'racist' history curriculum, claiming that the focus is on 'White British Kings & Queens'. Had there actually ever been any black ones they may have had a point.
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RIP Jeremy Hardy. And thank you for giving me the opportunity to be the first Sickipedian to use the new 'Celebrity Death Category'. It's what he would have wanted.
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Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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