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teletwanger

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Formula One race director, Charlie Whiting has suddenly died age 66. Hmm......sounds a bit fishy.

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7 years ago-In The News-Sickipedia-Post Rating : 28

There are only three certainties in life; death, taxes and being told when Happychopper has added a new joke.

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4 years ago-Other-Misunderstanding-Post Rating : 43

NASA have landed a Rover on Mars after a 300million mile voyage. Fucking Hell, the one I drove in the 90s barely used to make it to Sainsbury's.

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4 years ago-Other-Misunderstanding-Post Rating : 18

BBC Sport: Frampton retires after losing world title fight. Why didn't someone show him the way?

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3 years ago-Other-Misunderstanding-Post Rating : -1

Daily Mail: Pregnant Pakistani woman has two-inch nail hammered into her head. Fucking Hell. There must be an easier way to make a red dot...

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7 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : -1

Just bought a Grenfell Tower Advent Calendar. Loads of windows but all the fucking chocolates have melted.

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4 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 43

Due to the release of Colin Pitchfork, a vigil will be held tonight in honour of his victims. I shall light four candles.

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4 years ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 21

The Guardian: Remains of nine Neanderthals found in a cave south of Rome. Still wearing their Lazio scarfs.

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4 years ago-Racism-Black + Muslim-Post Rating : -1

The little raghead and nigglet students of Pimlico Academy walked out yesterday over the school's 'racist' history curriculum, claiming that the focus is on 'White British Kings & Queens'. Had there actually ever been any black ones they may have had a point.

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RIP Jeremy Hardy. And thank you for giving me the opportunity to be the first Sickipedian to use the new 'Celebrity Death Category'. It's what he would have wanted.

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