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teletwanger

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8 years ago-Funny-blonde-Post Rating : 0

Mum missing for 16 days said she was going to Tesco. Perhaps she went to Iceland

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8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 0

I wonder how long it'll be before St Peter gets to say: "Nice to see ya, to see ya nice"

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Marriage-Post Rating : 4

Did you know that the shortest sentence in the English language is 'I am' And the longest sentence is 'I do'

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8 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 0

I'm really fond of Myrrh, I couldn't give a toss about it's fragrance or healing properties but it's a fucking brilliant scrabble word when you've used up all your vowels.

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8 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 8

Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack. They offered him a bypass but he wasn't having any of it.

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8 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 0

Billy Connolly Moves Viewers To Tears: What with, one of his fucking jokes?

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8 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 0

America's Next Top Model star Brandy Rusher has said "That was the worst photo shoot I've ever been on."

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8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 0

Clem Curtis won't be back on his feet again.

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8 years ago-Politics-Protesters-Post Rating : 1

I don't quite know what it is with Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond, but there just seems to be something fishy about them.

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8 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 0

Carlsberg don't do football managers. But it looks like Stella Artois does.

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