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Sickipedia , with more repeats than Dave !

Dominic Cummings has now resigned but will continue working for the party from home until December. So Dominic, if you can work from home, why weren't you fucking working from home ??

Remember back to the old Sickipedia website where they used to advertise a book of all the old Sickipedia jokes. I think I know who bought it.

Harry Kane said, "Even though no fans were allowed in to watch the England V Croatia match we still appreciate the support back at home." Well Harry, no fucker watched it at home either as it was only on Sky.

What's the difference between Rowan Atkinson and Dianne Abbott? Rowan Atkinson was a good black adder.

I have just discovered that when in a job interview you are asked " what are your ambitions in life ?" Sickipedia joke of the month is probably not the best answer.

A burglar broke into my house so I confronted him and knocked him clean out with a punch. I then panicked as I thought I may have killed him so I called 999. The operator asked," Is he still breathing"? I said," I'm not sure". She then asked, "what colour is he"? I replied "he's a black cunt"

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Why do kids have to fucking run everywhere when they have all the time in the world? Surely it should be the old folk running about.

Considering that the abbreviation for Islamic terrorist is IT, isn't it ironic that a lot of Muslims work in IT at Currys and PC World.