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A burglar broke into my house so I confronted him and knocked him clean out with a punch. I then panicked as I thought I may have killed him so I called 999. The operator asked," Is he still breathing"? I said," I'm not sure". She then asked, "what colour is he"? I replied "he's a black cunt"

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j1 No, he's a lot more handsome than that

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lled24 Is this the person that writes all those funny cliff richard fart jokes

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lled24 It will free up space for all those hysterical xmas fart jokes.

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hadoken "Already soulless". Just like most of us on this site then.

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gunghoed Piss poor and very disrespectful.

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gunghoed Totally agree.

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