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So it's 3am and I'm sat in front of the TV in the dark, tissues next to me, all lubed up with cock in hand, watching a pair of twins on screen. One twin goes down slowly, then another. My hand speeds up as the finale happens... I just fucking love 9/11.
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"Everything went black and then I died." Prince Philip talking to God about London.
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Only realised how bad woke culture was when I was watching Planet of the Apes and didn't even realise when the adverts came on.
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I'll never forget when I realised my son was autistic. It was when he said he understood the Sicki FAQ page.
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Just read that Eskimos have over 50 different words for snow. That's nowhere near as many as I have for black people when the ad breaks come on.
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Front page of BBC News - Man who drowned at beach was amazing, says family. Clearly not at swimming he wasn't.
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Not seen this much trouble because of one knee since the Mills/McCartney divorce.
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What's pink and smells of baby formula? Every single cock on the BBC board of directors.
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I'm terrified of random letters. Psychiatrist: Oh, are you? (Screaming begins) Psychiatrist: Oh I see. (Screaming intensifies)
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