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What's yellow and dangerous? Kim Jong Un.

What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. What's black on top and white on the bottom? Crime statistics. What's white with black inside? Rape. See Hannah? Nicking old jokes and acknowledging it can be fun when you can actually make it fucking funny.

Rockstar Games announces Grand Theft Auto IV - Las Vegas....

Cunt repellent

What Amy Winehouse looked like at her last gig

P.E. at our school always stood for preteen excitement. It's also the reason I can do the 100 meters in 14.8 secs.

Dear Dylan/Blue/Claret etc... Let me guess, Asperger's syndrome? That would explain the fact you are so focused on telling the rest of us this rhetoric shite we just don't give two fucks about. I will explain one last time you product of systematic sexual abuse...stop. This. Is. A. Fucking. Joke. Site. You. Utter. UTTER. Cunt. Honest to fucking christ. I would think you would die a virgin but I have a feeling your uncle put paid to that long ago. Aspergers would also explain why you STILL haven't clicked that we all want you to fuck off regardless off how many times many genuinely funny motherfuckers tell you to, and no matter how many different cyphers you use we can still tell because you are one boring stupid retarded cuntbubble. Again, fucking listen to your care worker and realise what other people tell you. Apologies to everyone for this rant but this cunting fuck is making me wish his mother made the right choice and took in on the face like she does from me and rest of the band.

Claret being what comes out of his arse when his family all join in the family gangbang. Blue was the colour of his newly dead grandma when he went down on her to lick out the donkey jizz. Henryhenry is what his dad used to shout when the ginger guy he paid to fuck him got to the vinegar strokes. And Dylan was the name of the imaginary friend who abandoned him for being a complete gobshite. Fuck me, a hundred different profiles, all of them with Asperger's syndrome. The inside of your head must be like a special school in Rwanda in the middle of a cholera breakout. You complete cunt sandwich. I know this is beating a dead horse but for fuck sake Admin, this shit is getting surreal. We all know what's going on so why can't you do anything about it? If we all fell for this we would just join the EDL, lose the prerequisite 40 IQ points and like all genuinely racist morons, forget how to spell properly. This delusional cunt needs to get his personalities in order and fuck off back to his mum' backroom to wank over interracial porn while using his tears as lube.

'All seven people involved in Leeds car crash were in the vehicle at the time of the accident'. This is the second time tragedy befell this family, 6 months ago twenty three of them died when the bunk beds collapsed.

Prince Harry to marry a black woman. I only hope he asks Prince Philip to be the best man, imagine the looks on the faces there when he starts the speech.