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Went for a job with the BBC. Not gonna lie. So I didn't get it.
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My doctor put me on a fibre free diet and I'm still on the toilet all the time. I don't need this shit.
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Anyone got a picture of a sad Trumpet?. For the last post on Sickipedia.
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It's absolutely pissing down and I have no idea what to do with money I'd put by for such an eventuality.
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My obese parrot died yesterday. Sad, I know, but it’s a huge weight off my shoulder.
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I tried cooking corned beef in a pan with potatoes and onions, but sadly I made a hash of it.....................(nod to guidofawkes & jackbuntis, aka Incel 1 & Incel 2)
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How could Hitler have DNA before it was invented?.
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Tulip Siddiq sounds like trying to tell a foreign prostitute you want a blowjob.
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Before we split up, my ex asked: For one last time, will you indulge my leather fetishism?. I said No!. I can't be suede.
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I tried the Japanese method of decluttering where you there where you hold every object that you own, and if it doesn't bring you joy you throw it away. So far I have thrown out all of the vegetables, the electric bill, a mirror, along with my wife and children.
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