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shadesofcontrapasso

8 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Children In Need-Post Rating : 0

Dear Dylan/Blue/Claret etc... Let me guess, Asperger's syndrome? That would explain the fact you are so focused on telling the rest of us this rhetoric shite we just don't give two fucks about. I will explain one last time you product of systematic sexual abuse...stop. This. Is. A. Fucking. Joke. Site. You. Utter. UTTER. Cunt. Honest to fucking christ. I would think you would die a virgin but I have a feeling your uncle put paid to that long ago. Aspergers would also explain why you STILL haven't clicked that we all want you to fuck off regardless off how many times many genuinely funny motherfuckers tell you to, and no matter how many different cyphers you use we can still tell because you are one boring stupid retarded cuntbubble. Again, fucking listen to your care worker and realise what other people tell you. Apologies to everyone for this rant but this cunting fuck is making me wish his mother made the right choice and took in on the face like she does from me and rest of the band.

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risco Old,childish and typical of this shitshow!

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