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I was at an 8-year-old's birthday party that I took my son to. I noticed the yummy mummy of the boy my son was playing with was gorgeous. I went up to her and said, "Seeing as we're both single, how about we have a little fun whilst the kids are playing?" "How do you know I'm single? I might have a man at home." "Nope you are single. Definitely. I know." "OK. You give me three guesses and if I can't determine how you know I'm single, we'll go out the back." "Deal." Said I, shaking on it. "Firstly, someone told you?" "Nope. I don't know anyone here." "Second, you looked at my ring finger?" "Nope with the amount of rings you've got on I can't see one from the other." "OK, it must be the way I'm dressed more glam than the other mums." "Not that either." "Alright, I give up." She said. "Well, it's quite simple. You're white and your son is black".

Nigel Farage, the leader of Reform, famously been photographed drinking his favourite pint, a Pint of Guinness. So despite not wanting foreigners in the UK he enjoys a drink that comes here from a foreign country that you have to let settle.

Poor old Prince Andrew To fuck an underage prostitute cost him his titles, his knighthood and his reputation. It only costs me £30.00 up Rochester way.

Today Prince Andrew was given two options to get away with the scandle of having sex with an underage prostitute. The first one was to give up his titles. The second was to become a Muslim. He decided to give up his Knighthood as well. If you like this joke don't vote it up as that is jokes manipulation apparently. Just come round my house and shake my hand.

In the News: Lenny Henry calls for reparations for black British people from White British people. That's one he'll of a roundabout way to get more alimony off of Dawn French.

In the News: Trump says that an invisible nuclear submarine is off the coast of Russia. Putin just laughed it off as what American submarine is invisible to his navy. Until he was informed it was a sub from the ROYAL NAVY, and started to shit himself.

Illegal migrants have been warned not to come to Britain anymore as the streets are, "no longer safe." Apparently, if they come, they risk being raped, murdered or robbed by the illegal migrants that have already arrived.