I am the one who loves you best
I'm the thirteenth at the table
I'm the Banquo at your banquet
I'm the cuckoo in your nest
I'm the evil in your bloodstream
I'm the rash upon your skin
I'm the uninvited guest
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Poor old Prince Andrew
To fuck an underage prostitute cost him his titles, his knighthood and his reputation.
It only costs me £30.00 up Rochester way.
Today Prince Andrew was given two options to get away with the scandle of having sex with an underage prostitute.
The first one was to give up his titles.
The second was to become a Muslim.
He decided to give up his Knighthood as well.
If you like this joke don't vote it up as that is jokes manipulation apparently. Just come round my house and shake my hand.
In the News: Lenny Henry calls for reparations for black British people from White British people.
That's one he'll of a roundabout way to get more alimony off of Dawn French.
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