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If I had a pound for every time someone said I drink too much... .... I'd have been able to afford a lot more drink.
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Applying for an extras job playing a zombie, I wondered whether to include my CV. Then decided that wouldn't help.
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Stripped of his titles, Prince Andrew has only one course of action left to curry favour with the King. Conversion to Islam.
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I've just discovered that the car maker's name BYD stands for "Build Your Dreams". I suppose KIA means Killed In Action.
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I'm working hard to put an end to Modern Slavery. Let's bring back the good old-fashioned type with chains, sticks and hobbling.
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It's a bad day for Welsh rock bands. Prophets are down.
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A Taiwanese student has been charged with insurance fraud. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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My alcohol problem was at it's worst during my boxing days. I had to be carried into the ring, not out.
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A bloke stopped me and the wife for directions in London, assuming we were locals. I can't understand why, we're both white.
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Every left wing comedian has scrambled to condemn the Jews for genociding Gaza, except two. Why the silence from Stephen Fry and David Baddiel?
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