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Female logic - "The rooms in our home look bleak and empty. I need to buy loads of pointless ornamental crap, then cover every horizontal surface I can find with it". Also female logic - "Oh? You've had a bad day at work? Big deal ! I've had to slog and slave all day dusting and cleaning all the pointless ornamental crap in every room of the house". Also ALSO female logic - "No, the things we both use multiple times every single day have to live hidden away in cupboards and draws, because there's not enough room for all of them to stay where they're used on the work tops because THAT'S where all our pointless ornamental crap has to be".

What's a 6.9?.............. A good thing ruined by a period.

I was going to spend two months backpacking around Kenya, but came back home after I got chased by a large mob of screaming black guys who were all waving machetes at me. I barely got away with my life. The most concerning part is that this happened in London before I'd even got on my flight.

If only Prince Andrew had done his own laundry he might have avoided all this trouble. Right on the box of pretty much every brand of laundry pods is the important advice........... "Keep away from children".

There is ONE positive to having such a diverse multicultural population here in London. It makes life a lot more interesting, and it can make life pretty exciting too being immersed in so many different cultures........ If only it didn't also make life significantly more likely to end prematurely in a violent mugging it would be perfect.

A black bloke at work today proclaimed that he "Only dates black women". I asked " Isn't that kind of racist?", and he said "Na man. When black women have thick lips, a wide noses, and dark rings around their eyes, no one sees any difference, but when a white chick looks like that you get assholes calling the cops and reporting you for beating her". Oddly, it seems that idea of NOT punching women hasn't ever occurred to him.

I'm just wondering. In the unlikely event of something untoward happened to Keir Starmer while he's in office, so we're all up to speed on the correct protocol.......... what colour bunting and streamers should we be putting up for the street parties?

On the plus side, when society returns to sanity, and all this woke bullshit is behind us, it will be relatively easy to tell what parts of history, anatomy, geography, and political websites the gen Z morons had edited to make them match their warped opinions. They'll be the sections with no grammar, no punctuation, abbreviated words, and full of emojis.

We were told as kids that playing computer game's and watching gory films would turn us into violent psychopaths, but it was all bullshit. I've been doing my own research, and it seems that the biggest contributing factor for kids becoming violent psychopaths isn't films or games, it's more to do with having black parents.

With the death of his father, I feel sorry for Ozzy Osbourne's son, Jack. Without his dad propping up his TV career, he'll be stacking shelves at Tesco within 6 months.