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I think the governments of the world should all unanimously legalize prostitution. I say this because I believe, if prostitution was fully legalized, a lot of the brothels that are hidden in various city’s around the world could become legitimate businesses, and that would mean we’d get............. Some frickin hysterical Trustpilot reviews !

There's still people in the world who believe homosexuality is a "Lifestyle choice" rather than a real sexual orientation. All I can say to these people is..... If it really WAS a choice, and with the clusterfuck shit storm that dating this new breed of "Empowered" freak show women has turned into, I'm pretty sure ALL men would now be thinking "Well, taking cock in the ass can't be as bad as THIS, can it?".

Does anyone else think it's odd that an adult drinking milk that came from a cows tit is socially acceptable, but drinking milk that came from a woman's is seen as weird?

Where there's a will, there's a..... room full of money grabbing relatives who you only ever saw when they wanted to "borrow" some frickin' cash !

I've got nothing against gay men. I'm fine with them having an alternative view to me about where to stick their c*cks. I just think it's unacceptable when they're constantly rubbing it in straight folks faces.

Just seen my charge sheet for when I was caught beating up a woman and stealing her handbag. I understand the "Grievous bodily harm", "Aggravated assault", and "Theft" charges............. But what does this one for "Cultural appropriation" mean?

Most women are "bi". The trick is to work out if that ends with "Sexual", or "Polar" before you ask them out.

They say you shouldn't hit a guy with glasses........... But is it still OK to club them with a beer bottle?

As a straight, white, Englishman, it now seems I'm being branded as racist, s*xist, and homophobic, just because I'm not actively tried to find some black African lesb!an to arse fist me, while I hand her money and apologise for being born straight, white, and in England ! :(

I think we should stop looking for signs of intelligent life in space, and start searching for at least a trace of it in the Conservative party.