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I hope that ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ will be the name of Trump’s cellmate in prison.

During his visit to Windsor Castle, Trump insisted on using his own sheets for his bed. We have known for years that Trump likes to SHEET his own bed.

USA : It's a mental health issue. World : We have those too, but don't have mass shootings. USA : It's video games. World : We have those too, but don't have mass shootings. USA (Trump supporters) : It's because they took Jesus out of the classroom. World : WTF, you're so fucking stupid.

If Donald Trump gets any more incoherent, the right wing Evangelicals will claim he is speaking in tongues.

Turned on CNN this morning and saw videos of fireworks and people partying across the globe, I thought to myself: "Wow! Is he dead?" Then I remembered it was New Year's.

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump has issued an executive order that bans the phrase "Ho, Ho, Ho" as it has become very upsetting to Melania. (According to my social media accounts, I will never be able to visit the USA as a tourist)

Don't believe what you see in the cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a wet toilet plunger, it won't stick to someone's face. Ask my angry wife if you don't believe me.

I was asked to be a last-minute substitute teacher for a sex education class for middle schoolers. I walked in holding a banana to demonstrate how to put on a condom. I told the kids that I couldn't get an erection on an empty stomach as I ate the banana and pulled down my pants.

The cases against Comey and James went down faster than Donald on Bubba.

Satan is sitting on his throne in Hell, going through his mail. Satan says, “DAMN, another Christmas letter from a thick, DYSLEXIC, asshole.”