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jimmysammy

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jimmysammy

11 months ago-In The News-Wordplay-Post Rating : 4

100,000 eggs have been stolen from a Pennsylvania company. Police suspect fowl play and blame poachers.

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10 months ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 19

Did you know that a Blue whale's vagina is so wide and deep that 4 to 5 people can fit inside? This makes it the world's second biggest cunt after Donald Trump.

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5 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 13

I hope that ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ will be the name of Trump’s cellmate in prison.

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7 months ago-Sex and Shit-Orgasm-Post Rating : 6

After having sex with Jennifer Aniston yesterday, I can tell you 3 things. 1) She is very tight and I had to struggle to get it in 2) She will gladly take it all over her face and not say a word 3) The staff at the wax museum have no sense of humour.

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10 months ago-In The News-Politics-Post Rating : 7

Stock Market crashing. Planes crashing. Rockets crashing. Twitter crashing. Trump's America, crashing.

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10 months ago-Sex and Shit-Cunnilingus-Post Rating : 14

Hotdogs are like pussy. I know a lot of nasty shit has gone into it, but I'm going to eat it anyway.

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4 months ago-In The News-Wordplay-Post Rating : 13

During his visit to Windsor Castle, Trump insisted on using his own sheets for his bed. We have known for years that Trump likes to SHEET his own bed.

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4 months ago-In The News-Other-Post Rating : 9

USA : It's a mental health issue. World : We have those too, but don't have mass shootings. USA : It's video games. World : We have those too, but don't have mass shootings. USA (Trump supporters) : It's because they took Jesus out of the classroom. World : WTF, you're so fucking stupid.

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6 months ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 7

I love putting on underwear, fresh and warm, out of the dryer and then look around the laundromat to see who it belongs to.

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7 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 6

If there's water in watermelons, I don't want to know what's in kumquats.

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