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Tulip Siddiq sounds like trying to tell a foreign prostitute you want a blowjob.

Stop shouting Free Palestine!. That's why the Jews want it.

David Lammy is now in charge of MI5. There's a Bond remake begging to be made: On her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

Rachel Reeves said that she intends to bring the state pension age back down to 65. So long as all of your grandparents are alive and still in work.

After refusing to bow to calls for them to ban Israel from competition, FIFA welcomes Epstein Island into the international fold.

Out drinking, my mate told me about "Vabbing". Where young women touch themselves, then dab the aroma on their neck, so the Pheromones arouse guys around them. After a couple more drinks, I thought I'd try it, see if it works for us men. Not really. I looked like I was wearing a Dairylea ruff.

Why do so many England fans at the Andorra game have their faces painted like mini roundabouts?.

With the passing of Jim Lovell aged 97, there's only 5 men left who've lied about going to the moon.

Donkey sanctuary Ad: The worst thing you can do to a Donkey is break its heart. They obviously don't have a stepladder and some imagination.

Went for a meal at a Polish restaurant. Never tried Kiwi before.