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Am I the only one who can't read the name Axel Rudakubana, without hearing Barry Manilow singing it?.

Stewart Lee claims he wouldn't perform in 'Trump's America' for fear of getting locked up. Probably because he'd have overstayed his visa before saying anything funny.

Tulip Siddiq sounds like trying to tell a foreign prostitute you want a blowjob.

Stop shouting Free Palestine!. That's why the Jews want it.

David Lammy is now in charge of MI5. There's a Bond remake begging to be made: On her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

Rachel Reeves said that she intends to bring the state pension age back down to 65. So long as all of your grandparents are alive and still in work.

The UK Supreme Court has formally reset the status of Transwoman back to Cross-Dressing pervert. Lia Thomas!. Eddie Izzard!. Grayson Perry!. your boys took a hell of a beating!.

Gary Neville says Ooooh! so often when he's co commentating, it's like listening to Frankie Howerd at half speed.

After refusing to bow to calls for them to ban Israel from competition, FIFA welcomes Epstein Island into the international fold.

Out drinking, my mate told me about "Vabbing". Where young women touch themselves, then dab the aroma on their neck, so the Pheromones arouse guys around them. After a couple more drinks, I thought I'd try it, see if it works for us men. Not really. I looked like I was wearing a Dairylea ruff.