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When I wad a Copper in London I stopped this Black bloke driving: I said: Licence & all was good. Insurance all valid. MOT in date. Had to do him for wasting Police time in the end!

Got my nice new tight fitting swimming trunks delivered today. They have a picture of Michael Jackson on the front & Gary Glitter on the back. They're my Spaedo's.

See the English Cricket team have all gone to Birmingham to pay their respects to the late singer of Black Sabbath who was cremated. They wanted to see what the Ashes look like before they face the Ozzys this year.

Got my car insurance down by mentioning I'm on sickopedia & drive very slowly past schools.

Yet again the Muslims are wearing away British values by saying you must remove all footwear before entering a Mosque. The good news is the last thing a sniper needs is footwear.

Why was Graham Lineham arrested by 5 armed Police? As far as I know he had a go at trans people not the fucking disabled. Wouldn't a normal 2 armed Person been enough?

To any moderators. To prevent any complaints from those of a Jewish nature about any subject what so ever, Make it a subscription only site.

Am suing my DR for a wrongful medical diagnosis. He said I have a drink problem but as I pointed out I have no problem drinking, my problem is stopping!

Fred West. Horrible person. But in fairness a bloody good builder. 5* reviews on Checkatrade.com. Just saying.

Just threw a married Chinese couple out of my paint shop for their bad grammer. Two Wongs dont make a White.