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So sad the Princess of Wales has Cancer. Of course the main concern is for the children. With that in mind prince Andrew has been banned fromvisiting over Easter.

Uk in the shit. Economy devastated. No manufacturing. Inflation at an all time high. Nearly all under 16 girls pregnant. Aids at an all time high. No army & our deputy prime minister is Ginger & can't string a coherent sentence together. Please Africa do a concert for us!

I had 10 pints of Guiness & a Vindaloo last night. Felt fucking awful this morning so I went for a walk. The bad news is that I fell over & shit all over the pavement. The good news is, I've been put forward for a street art award for the most life like drawing of diane abbot ever made.

Hey Donald, ever been out in the rain in Moscow? Pisses down on you doesnt it? Just saying.

Whats all the shit about Coffee & Women jokes? What the fuck has Coffee ever done to upset you!

So binmen been on strike for a week in Birmingham. Anybody notice a difference?

Emily went to School one day & the History teacher said to her, Emily, who were the first men to fly across the Atlantic? Thats easy she said, it was my Dwayne. No said the teacher, I'm going to ask you again, who were the first men to fly across the Atlantic? Emily said, I've told you, it was my Dwayne. Rubbish said the teacher, it was Alcock and Brown. Exactly said Emily, thats my Dwayne!

Why does immigration give them "leave to stay"? Surely it should be "stay to leave"?

Why don't Muslims have oral sex? Not allowed to consume Pig apparently! Hey! I never wrote the book. Some ther bloke did!

My local Priest took me out on the boating lake today. I think he might be a Pedlo-phile.