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Yet again the Muslims are wearing away British values by saying you must remove all footwear before entering a Mosque. The good news is the last thing a sniper needs is footwear.

How come Muslims hate gays and don't eat Pork Yet they all love a bloke who's called mo-ham-head Boom!

Whats all this shit being written about Gemma Collins? I wasn't aware she's dead yet.

Got my nice new tight fitting swimming trunks delivered today. They have a picture of Michael Jackson on the front & Gary Glitter on the back. They're my Spaedo's.

Am suing my DR for a wrongful medical diagnosis. He said I have a drink problem but as I pointed out I have no problem drinking, my problem is stopping!

Fred West. Horrible person. But in fairness a bloody good builder. 5* reviews on Checkatrade.com. Just saying.

Anyone else see that picture of bingo winged ginger fucking nut Rachel reeves on an inflatable canoe on the English channel over the Bank Holiday weekend? Border force missed a trick there. Could've swapped her in France for 1000 migrants & 16 camels on the basis of the new policy 1 in 1 out & still cost us less!

What a fucking Country! Went to Soho in London & got arrested then down to Brighton & got arrested again for plying my trade. ....... Mincing! Not easy being a mobile Butcher.

When I wad a Copper in London I stopped this Black bloke driving: I said: Licence & all was good. Insurance all valid. MOT in date. Had to do him for wasting Police time in the end!

Why was Graham Lineham arrested by 5 armed Police? As far as I know he had a go at trans people not the fucking disabled. Wouldn't a normal 2 armed Person been enough?