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dboy

4 months ago-Racism-Muslim-Post Rating : 10-Via

Yet again the Muslims are wearing away British values by saying you must remove all footwear before entering a Mosque. The good news is the last thing a sniper needs is footwear.

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A hunter accidentally shoots himself in the genitals with his shotgun. A few hours later, while lying in a hospital bed, he’s approached by his doctor. Doctor: “The good news is, you’re going to be okay. The bad news is there’s some pretty significant buckshot damage to your penis, so I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.” Hunter: “Is she a plastic surgeon?” Doctor: “No. She plays the flute… she’ll teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your face.”

aloofloofah

44 min ago

A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail." Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better." All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?" Johnny says: "My Dad is dead." "I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?" "He turned blue, and shit on the carpet."

rahul

2 hours ago

What do you call a movie about vampires that has an entirely transgender cast? The Lost Boys

arabianviking

9 hours ago

Two guys are leaving work when one says: "The first thing I'm going to do when I get home is rip my wife's panties off." "You're that horny?" "No, the elastic is killing me."

rahul

17 hours ago

What does a narcissist says after receiving a blowjob? I was great, wasn't I?

aloofloofah

17 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

bigbubba Made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply says "bugger"

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gmax FFS, another infant school playground unfunny post. What is it at playtime? "Join on with my gang"

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apemansacuntwithav Good for you….

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zinger549 Moses called. He wants his joke back

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risco Old,childish and typical of this shitshow!

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mandylost They're not there to actually fight, they're there to represent the UK and NATO. Any attack on Greenland by the orange Mussolini will count as an attack on NATO.

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Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

sphinctered

Rank : 1 | Score : 46.90

rahul

Rank : 2 | Score : 38.28

johnnysins

Rank : 3 | Score : 36.70

scorpiox666

Rank : 4 | Score : 34.80

rory

Rank : 5 | Score : 32.00

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