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‘Big Brother is watching you‘, a famous quote from George Orwell’s Nineteen Eight-Four. A book in which he predicted the mass surveillance of British citizens,. What he didn’t foretell was that it would be us buying the cameras and that our biggest phobia would not be rats but that nobody would be watching us !

I was sat here eating an apple and letting my thoughts wander when I suddenly realised that Adam and Eve were vegans....so would that be The Original Sin ?

Inspirational quotes for safer computing. Format C: only as a last resort or when you are bored. USB 2 or 3 drives can be inserted either way round (I discovered this). Cloning a hard drive is like shagging your sister, a good idea at the time.? Keep your activation keys on your oldest flash drive, so you can always find them. Yelp is not the sound you get when you stamp on a small dog’s gonads. Only log into safe websites, if it’s not safe, use someone else’s computer. Update your antivirus software only after your penultimate warning.

Employee “Boss, we need to stop testing our products on animals” Boss “Why...hand lotion manufacturers do it all the time ?” Employee “Yes they do Boss, but we make dildos”

Out of the frying pan into the fire ? Afghan citizens landing at US Air Bases soon realised they had fled their homeland for a gun crazy society, a society which still enforces the death penalty and gives free rein to religious extremists.

Do you remember, as a kid, all those evil stepmothers in fairy tales such as Snow White, Hansel and Gretel and Cinderella Then, along came Porn Hub and suddenly stepmothers weren’t so evil after all.

Another Useless Thought For The Day Life is stressful, I’ve tried cigarettes, relaxation therapy, yoga, alcohol and drugs but none of them seem to work. I think I’ll accept the suggestion of a local priest, he recommends diffusers, essential oils and incest. It seems to have done him a power of good.

“Mummy mummy ?” “Yes love ?. “Why does daddy sit at his computer sniggering so much ?” “Ah, he’s on the Sickipedia website” “Mummy, what is Sickipedia ?” “It’s a website that specialises in dark humour” “I don’t understand mummy, what is dark humour ?” Mummy thinks for a bit, then leads the child across to the window. “Look love, you see that man out there without any hands, tell him to clap” “But Mummy, I’m blind” “Exactly love, exactly”1

If cats could email you. They wouldn’t bother.

A couple of dogs were sat in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog “I heard a good joke today” Second dog “Go on then” First dog “Knock Kno..... Second dog leaps up and goes berserk.