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I think it's great that so many women have tattoos these days. It used to take so much longer to find out if they're a complete fucking trainwreck or not.

Violent crime seems to be completely out of control in America these days. For some reason the media never reports on the race of the perpetrators, but with names like LaMarcus, DeAndre, TayShawn, JaMichael, etc. I think we can all safely assume that it's evil white men.

It's funny how the mainstream media's excuse for Netflix inaccurately portraying Cleopatra as black is that "her ethnicity isn't 100% confirmed". As if that normally stops them from negrifying every other fucking historical figure.

Modern British TV adverts appeal to a diverse range of customers; whether you're a black man, a black woman, a black child, a black teenager, or a white person if it's an ad for funerals.

Thanks to diversity quotas you're now just as likely to be robbed by a black man for a job as you are for your wallet.

I got a tattoo that says "I'm an attention-seeking twat". Which is strange, given that it doesn't have any text on it.

Exam question: Tom has four sweets, Kate has seven sweets, Jamal has zero sweets. When Tom and Kate's backs are turned, how many sweets does Jamal have?

I saw that my local theatre was putting on a production of Romeo & Juliet, and (surprise surprise) while Juliet was being played by a white woman, Romeo had been cast as a black man... To be fair though, it will make some aspects of the story more realistic; like how her family won't want her to have anything to do with him, and that she'll end up dead.

Today is IDAHOBIT, which apparently stands for International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. I thought it was the title of Amazon's next negrified Tolkien adaptation.

Young women shouldn't worry about whether their tattoos will look hideous when they're older. Because they look hideous right now.