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Modern British TV adverts appeal to a diverse range of customers; whether you're a black man, a black woman, a black child, a black teenager, or a white person if it's an ad for funerals.

My wife and I were almost in tears as our daughter's teacher told us the news that she'd been caught using the n-word at school. We've never felt more proud of her.

Funnily enough the only advert I've seen recently that wasn't full of blacks was one that was trying to get me to visit Paris.

People are wrong to criticize the BBC for shoehorning black actors into British historical dramas. As Henry VIII once said: "Dis woz laik to'ally 'ow it woz blud ya git me innit fam."

I think it's great that so many women have tattoos these days. It used to take so much longer to find out if they're a complete fucking trainwreck or not.

I couldn't believe my eyes earlier, I didn't think they actually existed in real life, but I saw one of those middle-class, professional-looking, smart clothes-wearing, doting black fathers, like the ones they try to sell to white women in all the race-mixing adverts. Of course later on it all made sense when I heard on the local news that an M&S had been robbed and a child abducted.

Exam question: Tom has four sweets, Kate has seven sweets, Jamal has zero sweets. When Tom and Kate's backs are turned, how many sweets does Jamal have?

It's funny how the mainstream media's excuse for Netflix inaccurately portraying Cleopatra as black is that "her ethnicity isn't 100% confirmed". As if that normally stops them from negrifying every other fucking historical figure.

As a woke progressive anti-racist ally, I'm passionate about letting black people thrive and flourish, free from the tyranny of white racism, white supremacy and white privilege, and I understand the importance of creating black-only spaces. In other words, they're all getting a one-way ticket back to Africa.

My son's school rang to tell me that he's been expressing normal healthy opinions recently. They're worried that he may have gone down the far-right pipeline.