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I got a tattoo that says "I'm an attention-seeking twat". Which is strange, given that it doesn't have any text on it.

Today is IDAHOBIT, which apparently stands for International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. I thought it was the title of Amazon's next negrified Tolkien adaptation.

Young women shouldn't worry about whether their tattoos will look hideous when they're older. Because they look hideous right now.

A new report has shown that institutional racism against black people is so bad that many institutions worship, promote, coddle and pander to black people for only 23 hours a day.

I went to the zoo today and I saw the rarest, most endangered species on the planet. A woman who wasn't covered in hideous tattoos.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar in a Netflix show. The barman says: 'What can I get you three fine black gentlemen?'.

Violent crime seems to be completely out of control in America these days. For some reason the media never reports on the race of the perpetrators, but with names like LaMarcus, DeAndre, TayShawn, JaMichael, etc. I think we can all safely assume that it's evil white men.

I saw that my local theatre was putting on a production of Romeo & Juliet, and (surprise surprise) while Juliet was being played by a white woman, Romeo had been cast as a black man... To be fair though, it will make some aspects of the story more realistic; like how her family won't want her to have anything to do with him, and that she'll end up dead.

Thanks to diversity quotas you're now just as likely to be robbed by a black man for a job as you are for your wallet.

My son's school rang to tell me that he's been expressing normal healthy opinions recently. They're worried that he may have gone down the far-right pipeline.