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I think it's great that so many women have tattoos these days. It used to take so much longer to find out if they're a complete fucking trainwreck or not.

Thanks to diversity quotas you're now just as likely to be robbed by a black man for a job as you are for your wallet.

Exam question: Tom has four sweets, Kate has seven sweets, Jamal has zero sweets. When Tom and Kate's backs are turned, how many sweets does Jamal have?

Today is IDAHOBIT, which apparently stands for International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. I thought it was the title of Amazon's next negrified Tolkien adaptation.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar in a Netflix show. The barman says: 'What can I get you three fine black gentlemen?'.

It's funny how the mainstream media's excuse for Netflix inaccurately portraying Cleopatra as black is that "her ethnicity isn't 100% confirmed". As if that normally stops them from negrifying every other fucking historical figure.

I couldn't believe my eyes earlier, I didn't think they actually existed in real life, but I saw one of those middle-class, professional-looking, smart clothes-wearing, doting black fathers, like the ones they try to sell to white women in all the race-mixing adverts. Of course later on it all made sense when I heard on the local news that an M&S had been robbed and a child abducted.

People are wrong to criticize the BBC for shoehorning black actors into British historical dramas. As Henry VIII once said: "Dis woz laik to'ally 'ow it woz blud ya git me innit fam."

Modern British TV adverts appeal to a diverse range of customers; whether you're a black man, a black woman, a black child, a black teenager, or a white person if it's an ad for funerals.

I got a tattoo that says "I'm an attention-seeking twat". Which is strange, given that it doesn't have any text on it.