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Ex Dr Who assistant Noel Clarke has been arrested. He was caught trying to break into the Tardis to go back in time to prevent himself suing the Guardian.

After being cancelled Noel Clarke is complaining he can't get a job, can't earn money from comic cons or video messages, and is now on benefits. MeToo Noel

After several years in the acting wilderness due to being cancelled for inappropriate behaviour, Noel Clarke has finally secured an acting gig. He's reprising his role as assistant Mickey in a live action version of Viz's 'Doctor Poo: Travelling Through Time and Space To Find Somewhere To Have A Big Shit'

Dr Who series finale: Billie Piper and her milf mother fighting off Noel Clarke in her London flat.. The Doctor crashes down the door and fires his sonic screwdriver at Noel.. "Ow!' shouts Noel as he withdraws his machete.. "If you strike me down i will become more powerful than you could imagine.." The Doctor warns Noel. "Is you dizzy blud? That's from star wars init!" He snarled as he lunged toward The Doctor slashing and stabbing him repeatedly .. Noel runs out the flat as Billie and her mother cradle the dying Doctor weeping uncontrollably.. "Well I suppose there's worse ways to go.." the Doctor gasped as he stared at their heaving bosoms inches from his face.. "Here I go.. Ohhh" The Doctor regenerates as Billie and her mum recoil in shock.. 'Don't tell me, I'm Black.'.. The new Doctor said as he stared hard at the two women's pretty faces and buxom figures, but feeling nothing.. 'and gay..'

Noel Clarke asking Dr Who if he can use his Tardis to go back in time to stop himself suing the newspapers.. 'Well why not go further back and stop yourself being a predator?' the Doctor said. 'is you dizzy blud!? id have to go back to before I wuz even in the show! it'd create a paradox init' then he stabbed the Doctor and hijacked the Tardis. there was that familiar sound of the Tardis disappearing as the Doctor lay dying on the ground, then he regenerated into the latest oppressed LGBTQ+BAME'er

from Dr Who and Star Trek, to Comet and Starbucks. Noel Clarke's stellar career continues to be out of this world!